SIGNED (*POSSIBLY WARPED*) VINYL RECORDS **Please read description!

So I'm a dunce. No way around it. I left a box of records in a trailer in the Texas summer heat for a month and a half. So they probably are warped. Or they actually might perfectly playable. Regardless, I can't in full confidence sell these for full price so I'm deciding to basically sell them for next to nothing as gifts. I'll sign every one of these I mail out...if you'd like me to make it out to your spouse, your kid, your dentist, whoever, just reply to your purchase email with the details and I'll sign it off to them! My stupidity is your gain!